Tom Williams - Stray From the Path

Tom plays guitar in Stray From the Path

1. What are your thoughts on the Rangers season so far? Who has been the biggest surprise on the team this year, for good or bad?
Eh, kind of disappointing. im glad they finally canned Renny, that dude was so soft. Tortorella is hard as hell. The biggest surprise is wade redden. He was awesome first two games, then decided to take out his dick and put it all over the ice, so the ice smelled like Redden dick. But I am going to give him a fresh start, see if Tortorella will be a real man and tell him to man up.

2. Stray from the Path has begun recording an album, how has it gone so far?

Sick, the cd is awesome. Its really going to be fucking awesome.

3. Are you planning on trying to gain any sponsors for Stray?

Yeah man, were going to try to get sponsored by Wendys or Dennys haha, not joking, and that's not just for me because I look like a fat lesbian, but food is cool.

4. What are Stray's plans for the next few months?

We're touring with Stick To Your Guns and Shai Hulud in march, then touring with earth crisis, Walls of Jericho and Reign Supreme in may which is funny and awesome. Then releasing the record.

5. Please list your top three most hated actors or actresses.

1. Ben stiller
2. Nicholas Cage
3. Kathy Griffin

I would kill all of those assholes, learn the rules.


6. If you had to create an all-hardcore hockey team, who would you chose?
Of course me in net, because my glove is RETARDED. Then I would follow it up with the sickest line ever. In center, I would have stray from the path bass player Ryan Thompson, we played ice hockey the other day, and he played in jeans and a hoodie with no pads on, while the team and team we were playing was fully dressed in pads, THAT is hard. Then I would have Vigil from The Ghost Inside on the right wing, and Elliot from Beneath the Massacre on left wing, because he is french Canadian and hard. On defense I would have Brendan of Incendiary, so I can have someone to clear the crease like JEFF BEAUKEBOOM, and Then I would have The captain on my other defense. When I say captain, most people think about Mark Messier, but no, I will have the real captain, Dan Lomeli of Incendiary.


7. Who do you believe to be the worst band in Long Island history?

Darkhold.


7.5 I think it's really sweet....
I think that it is really sweet to think that some people are DEFINITELY going to die in my lifetime. Like Ben stiller, Nicholas Cage, Vince Vaughn, Kathy Griffin, Lenny Kravitz, and Esteban the guitar asshole. Its going to be sick, but sucks that like Mike Richter and Tom Morello will be dead, that sucks.